So K-Fed does actually love his children and is not just in it for the fame and money. He took the children away from Britney last week and has been caring for them with help from his mother and Britney’s mother. He is not allowing Britney to have any contact with the children until she completes (a much needed) 30-45 day stay at a rehab center. Apparently, Kevin showing an interest in his children was enough to shock and convince her to get the help she needs.
All I am going to say is…well done K-Fed, well done. Now you are a respectable human being.
I retract my previous statements of hate towards you...Nah…
Perezhilton.com just reported that Kevin Federline has filled an emergency injunction to get his kids. Its about fucking that he takes responsibility for some of his children, maybe after Britney loses her children she will realise how out of control she is. The whole world can see it but her, apparently she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, I can’t even imagine what rock bottom will be for her, considering that she has shaved her head, had a family intervention, had her parents freeze her credit cards, the hotel were she currently staying will not let her stay there for more then 24hrs for fear of being held liable of g-d knows what…There have been so many reports lately on Britney’s insane behavior, I can barely keep up. All I know is BRITNEY NEEDS HELP.
I actually feel bad for her at this point and I am no longer amused by her antics (even though I want to know every detail about what is going).
I guess K-Fed’s social calender is free and that’s why he is finally showing an interest in his children. Or is he just trying to get in on some of this publicity in order to gain a more positive public image?
So, I am eating dinner last night at this hamburger chain, Red Robin, it is cheap but really good eats. A group of guys come in and sit at the table next to us, I turn to my boyfriend and say “holy shit, its DJ Jazzy Jeff!” My boyfriend immediately dismisses the idea, “no way, why the hell would Jazzy Jeff be at a Red Robin on a Saturday night in Vancouver?” However, I would not let it go (I can be extremely persistent). The entire meal, I kept saying “dude, that is soooo DJ Jazzy Jeff.” I even wanted to ask his waiter for proof but my boyfriend would not hear of it. So we decided that we would dismiss the sighting unless we had proof that he was in town.
Today, as we are walking down Robson street, we see a poster that says “DJ Jazzy Jeff Plaza Club, February 18th” that’s right…tonight DJ Jazzy Jeff is in Vancouver…I WAS RIGHT, this will keep me happy for a long long time.
If there is one thing I know, it is celebrities. I may not know much about politics or anything else mildly intelligent but I know the most useless celebrity trivia. And the fact that I was able to call a Jazzy Jeff sighting in a random cheap burger joint makes me the celebrity know it all queen.
Just to recap…I totally saw Jazzy…I think it is a solid celebrity sighting.
Britney Spears has officially lost her damn mind. Numerous reliable gossip sources (US weekly, Perez Hilton) have reported that on Friday night Ms. Spears randomly walked into a hair salon in Tarzana, California and requested to have her head shaved. The hairdresser refused, so Britney took it upon herself to shave her own head! Thats right, Britney is bald…I didnt’ believe it at first…it took a few minutes for the shock to wear off, alas it is true. The pictures taken of Britney while she is shaving her head are super sad. There is something about the look on her face that breaks your heart. BRITNEY obviously NEEDS HELP ASAP.
Her mother only flew in today to help her daughter…parenting of the year award goes to Lynn Spears…well done, stepping in to help you’re daughter just as Britney is about to jump off a bridge in a drug and alcohol induced haze. I really hope the girl gets some much needed help…even though it is reasons like this that make me want to become her personal drug dealer, Britney getting sober is going to put a real damper on my gossip entertainment.
Now here is my next question…WHERE THE HELL IS K-FED? Her babies daddy is nowhere to be found…In the initial divorce proceedings he was petitioning for sole custody of the children. If he really gives a shit, he would have taken the children away from her until she got help. I hope the judge sees through his publicity stunt.
In addition, Kevin should NOT have gone to the all the Grammy afterparties, he couldn’t go to the actual grammy’s because he is too pathetic to merit an invit. Yet, Mr. Loserline, whom has zero shame, still finagled his way into afterparties where he mingled trying to enhance his pathetic “rap” career. He is a piece of shit and needs to get his priorities straightened out. Right now, Britney and Kevin are raising the next generation of crystal meth addicts…their children are almost guaranteed to be fucked up.
Britney get help.
Kevin stop being a money grubbing self-centered whore and take responsibility for your children.
The crazy lady checked herself into an Antiguan rehab center and then checked out less then 24hrs. later…
Well at least she gave it a solid effort…Well done. Rehab is for quitters anyway.
Personally, I am quite happy that she left…this new drunk and drugged out Britney is far more entertaining then sober homemaker Britney…keep those stories coming Britney, the wild and crazier the better.
Wait…does this make me an enabler of Britney’s drug and alcohol problem?
Who cares…its great entertainment…
I was reading a new gossip blog that my friend suggested, (thank you Erin…just what I need, another gossip site to be addicted too) www.LaineysGossip.com and apparently there is going to be another major characters ”death” during next week’s episode and one of these deaths will “stick”.
Lainey then preceded to discuss her friends theory, which is a Romeo and Juliet type love story. Derek will think Meredith is dead and kill himself, only then will Meredith awake from her coma blah blah blah…This theory is incredible!!! I REALLY REALLY hope it actually happens.
To view the original theory, check out the following link: http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5882
Holy fucking shit…that was officially the GREATEST ending of all time! Meredith Grey, you better survive beacuse there is no show without you. Not to mention the obvious, the show is called Grey’s Anatomy, how could the show carry on without the character I love to hate? ( I actually didn’t realise my love for Meredith until her pending “death” in this episode).
Now for my quick prediction of what will happen on next weeks episode…Meredith will spend the episode discovering that she is not in fact ready to die, that she has too much left to accomplish in life, and that she hasn’t made her mark in the world. In the last possible second of the episode, Meredith will come back to life…
Side note: It was fabulous to see Denny again…soooooo damn cute and I firmly believe that his ghost should haunt Izzy, this way his very cute presence will be back on the show ( I really should become a writer for NBC).
Grey’s Anatomy is definitely the best show on TV. I watch A LOT of TV, which makes me a self proclaimed expert of what constitutes some good TV watching. This season had a few episodes that made me question my loyalty to the show. But this episode has restored all faith that Grey’s is a SOLID hour of TV time. I don’t know how I am going to survive the whole week waiting to find out what happens. The worst part of this wait is that next week during the show, I am going to be at the airport, waiting for my flight to T-Dot…BOO.
I was doing my usual daily read through of PerezHilton.com (I am sadly addicted to Hollywood gossip…I may or may not rush to the local magazine store on Friday’s to pick up the latest addition of US Weekly…)and I had an epiphany. I was looking at a picture of David Beckham and he was wearing a pashmina, this lead me to think…what straight man wears a pashmina? This “suspicious” picture of David Beckham made me think of my thoery regarding Tom Cruise and his “wife” Katie Holmes (the couple is otherwise known as TomKat). Now, before I explain where this is leading, I need to provide a little background information.
Apparently within the movie industry, it is well known that Tom Cruise, is in fact gay. I have an extremely reliable source, however good journalists never reveal their sources (plus I don’t think my g-d father would appreciate it). Also, Hollywood is known for forging relationships amongst stars in order to boost careers for one of the starts and hide the sexual orientation of the other (Hello Rock Hudson!). All this ranting has a point, I promise…
Now back to my conspiracy theory. These two pictures next to each-other (Beckham and Cruise) has lead me to the conclusion that Cruise and Beckham are in fact…GAY LOVERS and that their marriages to Holmes and Posh Spice ( I refuse to call her by her real name, since she is really only famous for being a spice girl and marrying Beckham) are shames set up by Hollywood to boost their careers. The reason that Posh and Beckham are such “good friends” with TomKat is because…CRUISE AND BECKHAM ARE IN FACT GAY LOVERS …the friendship between the two couples is a way for the lovers to be together and not make the public suspicious about all their “alone” time. If the wives are thrown into the mix, most people would not even consider questioning Cruise and Beckham’s sexual orientation…phew!
I figured out the mass consipiracy…WOW! I am a genius. I am sitting on my couch waiting for the Hollywood stuido execs special police force to arrest me for undercovering the BIGGEST HOLLYWOOD SECRET EVER.
FYI.. In the future, I plan to delve much further into detail about covering up Tom’s sexual orientation and his “marriage” to Katie…I could go on for days…and I plan too.
This is my first blog entry EVER…so essentially I am a (blog) virgin.