http://lilmpd.com Celebrity gossip is my crack Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:27:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Britney's life is a sad state of affairs and for once I am not going to make any sly or cheeky comments about it. It is just plain sad at this point. The poor girl finally had that inevitable breakdown. In case you didn't hear what is going on, here ... http://lilmpd.com/2008/01/04/britneys-breakdown/ I am watching an old episode of Newly Weds (not really sure why MTV is playing it) and avoiding doing work, as per usual, the show opens with shots from their wedding and I am sitting here crying. They seemed so in love and happy, I just don't understand how ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/11/05/jessica-simpson-and-nick-lachey-need-to-get-back-together/ Unless you live under a rock, I am sure you have heard that Britney Spears has lost custody of her children to "wonder dad" K-Fed. As I heard this breaking news, I couldn't help but wonder...when or what is rock bottom for miss Britney? Apparently, shaving her head, a horrible ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/10/02/britney-is-losing-her-kidsshocker/ Is it sad that I am counting down the days until they free Lindsay Lohan? Hollywood gossip is at an all time bore-fest with Nicole Richie preggers, Paris Hilton "reformed" and Lindsay Lohan in rehab...of course there is always good ol' reliable Britney the train wreck, but I am bored ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/09/29/free-lohan-and-let-heidis-15-minutes-end/ I love love love the gong show that is Hollywood. Nicole Richie remains silent on her "delicate condition" and then 1 week before she is due in court for her little intoxicated drive on the wrong of side of the LA freeway, she announces she is indeed with baby and ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/07/05/nicole-richie-is-preggers/ I am not sure what to make of this US Weekly/Paris Hilton ban. Part of me is absolutely thrilled that her skinny rich bitch face won't be grazing the cover of another magazine this week. I am 100% sure that when I go to the local grocery store to buy ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/06/26/us-weekly-bans-all-paris-hilton-coverage/ Check out this picture of Tom Cruise and David Beckham...they say a picture is worth a 1000 words, this needs just one...GAY! Theory proven!!! I have nothing to add...this is too perfect.Click here to share this http://lilmpd.com/2007/06/19/tom-cruise-and-david-beckham-are-gay-loversthe-saga-continues/ I am going to rant, so prepare yourself people... Paris, you f**ked up and you deserve to go to jail! This is not a conspiracy against you, or people's jealousy of your hideous face and lack of talent. You drove without a license , therefore, you deserve to go to ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/05/28/paris-hilton-finds-god/ I do not understand celebrities, they claim that they hate the paparazzi (the people who are the catalysts of their fame, publicity=fame) yet, celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan (slut), Paris Hilton (dumb whore) and Nicole Richie (anorexic bitch) continuously go to notoriously paparazzi "heavy" locals. Ladies, if you do not want ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/03/10/celebrities-are-complex-and-confusing-people/ I would like to go on record as stating "Kirstin Dunst is the next Hollywood 'young' celebrity to go into rehab." There have been no incidents to confirm my suspicions, but she seems a little rough around the edges lately...and honestly, I don't really like the bitch, so I wouldn't ... http://lilmpd.com/2007/03/10/kirstin-dunsthopefullyrehab/