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Nicole Richie is Preggers!

I love love love the gong show that is Hollywood. Nicole Richie remains silent on her “delicate condition” and then 1 week before she is due in court for her little intoxicated drive on the wrong of side of the LA freeway, she announces she is indeed with baby and Joel Madden is her baby’s daddy, well done PR team, well done.

How is a women who is 86 ibs soaking wet going to carry a baby? Well at least now she will be eating for one. Someone has to tell her that she HAS to eat. The baby will not survive on water and gum, not even a gum with vitamins.

All I know is that by Nicole and Joel spawning another celebutant, they are perpetuating the cycle of strung out Hollywood teens going to rehab.

I am calling it now, little skeletor/punk wanna be baby will be in rehab by their 16th birthday.

Lets just pray that Paris, Lindsay or queen anorexic Rachel Zoe do not become the godmother. In true Hollywood fashion, they should make the Duffster little skeletor/punk wanna be baby the godmother, now that would be just peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerfect.

Well done K-Fed, well done…I salute you

So K-Fed does actually love his children and is not just in it for the fame and money. He took the children away from Britney last week and has been caring for them with help from his mother and Britney’s mother. He is not allowing Britney to have any contact with the children until she completes (a much needed) 30-45 day stay at a rehab center. Apparently, Kevin showing an interest in his children was enough to shock and convince her to get the help she needs.

All I am going to say is…well done K-Fed, well done. Now you are a respectable human being.

I retract my previous statements of hate towards you...Nah…

K-Fed is finally being a responsible parent

Perezhilton.com just reported that Kevin Federline has filled an emergency injunction to get his kids. Its about fucking that he takes responsibility for some of his children, maybe after Britney loses her children she will realise how out of control she is. The whole world can see it but her, apparently she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, I can’t even imagine what rock bottom will be for her, considering that she has shaved her head, had a family intervention, had her parents freeze her credit cards, the hotel were she currently staying will not let her stay there for more then 24hrs for fear of being held liable of g-d knows what…There have been so many reports lately on Britney’s insane behavior, I can barely keep up. All I know is BRITNEY NEEDS HELP.

I actually feel bad for her at this point and I am no longer amused by her antics (even though I want to know every detail about what is going).

I guess K-Fed’s social calender is free and that’s why he is finally showing an interest in his children. Or is he just trying to get in on some of this publicity in order to gain a more positive public image?

Britney is Bald and K-Fed is a tool

Britney Spears has officially lost her damn mind. Numerous reliable gossip sources (US weekly, Perez Hilton) have reported that on Friday night Ms. Spears randomly walked into a hair salon in Tarzana, California and requested to have her head shaved. The hairdresser refused, so Britney took it upon herself to shave her own head! Thats right, Britney is bald…I didnt’ believe it at first…it took a few minutes for the shock to wear off, alas it is true. The pictures taken of Britney while she is shaving her head are super sad. There is something about the look on her face that breaks your heart. BRITNEY obviously NEEDS HELP ASAP.

Her mother only flew in today to help her daughter…parenting of the year award goes to Lynn Spears…well done, stepping in to help you’re daughter just as Britney is about to jump off a bridge in a drug and alcohol induced haze. I really hope the girl gets some much needed help…even though it is reasons like this that make me want to become her personal drug dealer, Britney getting sober is going to put a real damper on my gossip entertainment.

Now here is my next question…WHERE THE HELL IS K-FED? Her babies daddy is nowhere to be found…In the initial divorce proceedings he was petitioning for sole custody of the children. If he really gives a shit, he would have taken the children away from her until she got help. I hope the judge sees through his publicity stunt.

In addition, Kevin should NOT have gone to the all the Grammy afterparties, he couldn’t go to the actual grammy’s because he is too pathetic to merit an invit. Yet, Mr. Loserline, whom has zero shame, still finagled his way into afterparties where he mingled trying to enhance his pathetic “rap” career. He is a piece of shit and needs to get his priorities straightened out. Right now, Britney and Kevin are raising the next generation of crystal meth addicts…their children are almost guaranteed to be fucked up.

Britney get help.

Kevin stop being a money grubbing self-centered whore and take responsibility for your children.

Britney in rehab…Sort of

The crazy lady checked herself into an Antiguan rehab center and then checked out less then 24hrs. later…

Well at least she gave it a solid effort…Well done. Rehab is for quitters anyway.

Personally, I am quite happy that she left…this new drunk and drugged out Britney is far more entertaining then sober homemaker Britney…keep those stories coming Britney, the wild and crazier the better.

Wait…does this make me an enabler of Britney’s drug and alcohol problem?

Who cares…its great entertainment…




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