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Britney’s Breakdown

Britney’s life is a sad state of affairs and for once I am not going to make any sly or cheeky comments about it. It is just plain sad at this point. The poor girl finally had that inevitable breakdown. In case you didn’t hear what is going on, here is the breakdown:

  • Britney refused to return her children to Kevin Federline’s body guard
  • Holds Jayden hostage
  • Court appointed monitor calls the police
  • Cops break down door to retrieve Jayden
  • Britney has a mental breakdown, police fear she is under the influence of some sort of substance
  • Britney strapped to a gurney and taken to Ceders Sinai hospital
  • Drug test results prove that Britney has no drugs or alcohol in her system
  • Britney is currently being monitored and is considered a danger to herself and others
  • Kevin files for immediate sole custody of the children

The poor girl is in rough shape, let’s all hope and prey that she finally gets the help she needs. Word on the street is that her family has rallied around her at the hospital. It was only a matter of time before this breakdown happened and unfortunately you have to hit rock bottom before you are willing to get the help you need, hopefully this is it.

Poor girl…I hope she gets better and finally accepts the help that she so desperatly needs.

My thoughts are with you Brit Brit.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey NEED to get back together!

I am watching an old episode of Newly Weds (not really sure why MTV is playing it) and avoiding doing work, as per usual, the show opens with shots from their wedding and I am sitting here crying. They seemed so in love and happy, I just don’t understand how you go from that love and devotion to divorce, its mind boggling to me. As the show is progressing and Jessica’s stupidity is coming out more and more I can sort of see why Nick left her, he probably just couldn’t take anymore. But I just love them together so much, they seem to balance each other so well and now that they are separated, I must say I have no use for them.

Nick + Jessica = Fans

Nick - Jessica = B list celebrities thinking they are still on the A list (Vanessa Milliano…please…she is barely on the B list)

Britney is losing her kids…shocker!

Unless you live under a rock, I am sure you have heard that Britney Spears has lost custody of her children to “wonder dad” K-Fed. As I heard this breaking news, I couldn’t help but wonder…when or what is rock bottom for miss Britney? Apparently, shaving her head, a horrible performance in front of millions of viewers at the MTV video awards and losing her kids are just not enough. One can’t help but wonder, when will she finally go splat?

The sad thing about this whole situation is that Britney is headed down a road where she will either die from an overdose or commit suicide. And by the public watching and paying so much attention to her (myself leading the pack) we are only making this situation worse. We, the public, are the ones pointing a gun at her head, its only a matter of time before she pulls the trigger. All of this attention and media scrutiny are pushing her further into a black hole of despair. Britney’s life is unfolding like a horrible car crash and you can’t help but stare. I feel horrible for this lost little girl. Someone has to try to reach her, lets just hope someone reaches her before its too late. Sadly, I will be watching the Britney saga contiue to unfold,  peerched on the edge of my seat :s

US Weekly bans all Paris Hilton Coverage

I am not sure what to make of this US Weekly/Paris Hilton ban. Part of me is absolutely thrilled that her skinny rich bitch face won’t be grazing the cover of another magazine this week. I am 100% sure that when I go to the local grocery store to buy my weekly crack fix (ahhh US Weekly…soooo good) that every mag will be smeared with her face. Is this smart move on their behalf? or is it simply a publicity stunt? A way for them to gain a bit of coverage during  a week where apparently the war in Iraq has ended, the global warming problems have been solved and famine in Africa is gone. What that didn’t happen? I only drew such a conclusion since every news source has focused on Paris Hilton’s release from prison.

I don’t understand the fascination with it, all the bitch did was leave prison and go home. WOW, totally worth whoring all the news coverage. I am so happy I didn’t miss it, what if i did? oh the horror, I could have missed her fake ass smile walking to a car and driving away…

WOW! This post has gone really off topic. Sorry, my anger over Paris has consumed me. Although I really shouldn’t really be ranting because its people like me that continue to cause the hype surrounding her, thus increasing her fame and news exposure. The internal turmoil I am going through (oh the pain, the pain). Either way, I just hope she makes something of herself, uses her fame for good and disappears from the limelight.

Ya like that would happen, I have a better chance of dancing with a leprecon on a rainbow.

Paris Hilton going to jail and finding god on the way?

I am going to rant, so prepare yourself people…

Paris, you f**ked up and you deserve to go to jail! This is not a conspiracy against you, or people’s jealousy of your hideous face and lack of talent. You drove without a license , therefore, you deserve to go to jail. Stop wasting people’s time with petitions. Surprisingly there are much more important things in this world then saving you from jail.

I didn’t think it was possible, but Paris Hilton has become even more ridiculous with her efforts to avoid jail time. The transvestite women needs to stop staging photo opps, they are ridiculous. No one believes you are actually reading the Holy Bible, since that would mean you are literate (and thats even more unbelievable). Come the fuck on women!!! You made a sex tape for christ’s sake…oh my apologies, you did not know you were being filmed (even though you looked directly into the camera) and FYI…the sex tape was so bad, I actually turned it off and failed to get off!!!

Now Paris, accept that you are going to jail and look on the bright side, you will be turning your jail time into a cash cow and you will continue to annoy me for years to come.

Celebrities are complex and confusing people

I do not understand celebrities, they claim that they hate the paparazzi (the people who are the catalysts of their fame, publicity=fame) yet, celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan (slut), Paris Hilton (dumb whore) and Nicole Richie (anorexic bitch) continuously go to notoriously paparazzi “heavy” locals.

Ladies, if you do not want your picture taken, then do not eat lunch at The Ivy or hang out at Area….it’s that simple…stay out of the lime light and stop stumbling out of clubs drunk and coked out of your minds (except for Lindsay, I know you are sober now…ya fucking right).

I firmly believe that if you are going to make millions of dollars a year for doing very little work (filming the Simple Life, hardly seems taxing)…you deserve to have your private life invaded. In sum, if you do not want to be bombarded by the paparazzi…STOP HANGING OUT AT HOT SPOTS! It is that simple. I think all that hair dye and make up has seeped into their skin and caused permanent brain damage that does not allow celebrities to think logically.

Best celebrity sighting ever…DJ Jazzy Jeff

So, I am eating dinner last night at this hamburger chain, Red Robin, it is cheap but really good eats. A group of guys come in and sit at the table next to us, I turn to my boyfriend and say “holy shit, its DJ Jazzy Jeff!” My boyfriend immediately dismisses the idea, “no way, why the hell would Jazzy Jeff be at a Red Robin on a Saturday night in Vancouver?” However, I would not let it go (I can be extremely persistent). The entire meal, I kept saying “dude, that is soooo DJ Jazzy Jeff.” I even wanted to ask his waiter for proof but my boyfriend would not hear of it. So we decided that we would dismiss the sighting unless we had proof that he was in town.

Today, as we are walking down Robson street, we see a poster that says “DJ Jazzy Jeff Plaza Club, February 18th” that’s right…tonight DJ Jazzy Jeff is in Vancouver…I WAS RIGHT, this will keep me happy for a long long time.

If there is one thing I know, it is celebrities. I may not know much about politics or anything else mildly intelligent but I know the most useless celebrity trivia. And the fact that I was able to call a Jazzy Jeff sighting in a random cheap burger joint makes me the celebrity know it all queen.

Just to recap…I totally saw Jazzy…I think it is a solid celebrity sighting.




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