Is it sad that I am counting down the days until they free Lindsay Lohan? Hollywood gossip is at an all time bore-fest with Nicole Richie preggers, Paris Hilton “reformed” and Lindsay Lohan in rehab…of course there is always good ol’ reliable Britney the train wreck, but I am bored with that already…same fucking story every week, just take her kids away from her and lets move on…But when Lindsay is freed with a relapse inevitable, my weekly gossip mags will finally pick up…I am so bored with the golden four (Nicole, Paris, Brit and Lindsay) that I actually refereed to Heidi Montage today as my new Lindsay…I actually cringe at that the thought of saying that…
The publicity whore is now admitting to plastic surgery after denying it for a while (she wasn’t fooling anyone denying it). Now that the public sees that her and Spencer are nuts and publicity grubbing whores, she needs a new angle and she figures since the golden four are slowing down (hopefully only temporarily) that she will make her swoop into the gossip mags, only to be slowly replaced with real celebs that have actually accomplished something (Paris, Nicole and Lindsay are exempt from these accomplishments)….because lets be honest, Heidi’s music career is going nowhere… winning a Grammy will never happen…then again, its not that hard to win…
I wanna hear more about Heidi Montag and Douchey McDoucherson Spencer Pratt.