Nicole Richie is Preggers!

I love love love the gong show that is Hollywood. Nicole Richie remains silent on her “delicate condition” and then 1 week before she is due in court for her little intoxicated drive on the wrong of side of the LA freeway, she announces she is indeed with baby and Joel Madden is her baby’s daddy, well done PR team, well done.

How is a women who is 86 ibs soaking wet going to carry a baby? Well at least now she will be eating for one. Someone has to tell her that she HAS to eat. The baby will not survive on water and gum, not even a gum with vitamins.

All I know is that by Nicole and Joel spawning another celebutant, they are perpetuating the cycle of strung out Hollywood teens going to rehab.

I am calling it now, little skeletor/punk wanna be baby will be in rehab by their 16th birthday.

Lets just pray that Paris, Lindsay or queen anorexic Rachel Zoe do not become the godmother. In true Hollywood fashion, they should make the Duffster little skeletor/punk wanna be baby the godmother, now that would be just peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerfect.

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