Little Mite Princess Of Doom

I am not sure what to make of this US Weekly/Paris Hilton ban. Part of me is absolutely thrilled that her skinny rich bitch face won’t be grazing the cover of another magazine this week. I am 100% sure that when I go to the local grocery store to buy my weekly crack fix (ahhh US Weekly…soooo good) that every mag will be smeared with her face. Is this smart move on their behalf? or is it simply a publicity stunt? A way for them to gain a bit of coverage during  a week where apparently the war in Iraq has ended, the global warming problems have been solved and famine in Africa is gone. What that didn’t happen? I only drew such a conclusion since every news source has focused on Paris Hilton’s release from prison.

I don’t understand the fascination with it, all the bitch did was leave prison and go home. WOW, totally worth whoring all the news coverage. I am so happy I didn’t miss it, what if i did? oh the horror, I could have missed her fake ass smile walking to a car and driving away…

WOW! This post has gone really off topic. Sorry, my anger over Paris has consumed me. Although I really shouldn’t really be ranting because its people like me that continue to cause the hype surrounding her, thus increasing her fame and news exposure. The internal turmoil I am going through (oh the pain, the pain). Either way, I just hope she makes something of herself, uses her fame for good and disappears from the limelight.

Ya like that would happen, I have a better chance of dancing with a leprecon on a rainbow.