Little Mite Princess Of Doom

I am going to rant, so prepare yourself people…

Paris, you f**ked up and you deserve to go to jail! This is not a conspiracy against you, or people’s jealousy of your hideous face and lack of talent. You drove without a license , therefore, you deserve to go to jail. Stop wasting people’s time with petitions. Surprisingly there are much more important things in this world then saving you from jail.

I didn’t think it was possible, but Paris Hilton has become even more ridiculous with her efforts to avoid jail time. The transvestite women needs to stop staging photo opps, they are ridiculous. No one believes you are actually reading the Holy Bible, since that would mean you are literate (and thats even more unbelievable). Come the fuck on women!!! You made a sex tape for christ’s sake…oh my apologies, you did not know you were being filmed (even though you looked directly into the camera) and FYI…the sex tape was so bad, I actually turned it off and failed to get off!!!

Now Paris, accept that you are going to jail and look on the bright side, you will be turning your jail time into a cash cow and you will continue to annoy me for years to come.