Archive for March, 2007

Celebrities are complex and confusing people

I do not understand celebrities, they claim that they hate the paparazzi (the people who are the catalysts of their fame, publicity=fame) yet, celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan (slut), Paris Hilton (dumb whore) and Nicole Richie (anorexic bitch) continuously go to notoriously paparazzi “heavy” locals.

Ladies, if you do not want your picture taken, then do not eat lunch at The Ivy or hang out at Area….it’s that simple…stay out of the lime light and stop stumbling out of clubs drunk and coked out of your minds (except for Lindsay, I know you are sober now…ya fucking right).

I firmly believe that if you are going to make millions of dollars a year for doing very little work (filming the Simple Life, hardly seems taxing)…you deserve to have your private life invaded. In sum, if you do not want to be bombarded by the paparazzi…STOP HANGING OUT AT HOT SPOTS! It is that simple. I think all that hair dye and make up has seeped into their skin and caused permanent brain damage that does not allow celebrities to think logically.

Kirstin Dunst…(hopefully) in rehab?

I would like to go on record as stating “Kirstin Dunst is the next Hollywood ‘young’ celebrity to go into rehab.” There have been no incidents to confirm my suspicions, but she seems a little rough around the edges lately…and honestly, I don’t really like the bitch, so I wouldn’t be too bothered if it happens (maybe even a little elated that rehab will hinder her making millions…but what really irks me is that she has so so so so much money and ZERO talent)…I will keep you updated on her (hopeful) demise.




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