Britney is Bald and K-Fed is a tool

Britney Spears has officially lost her damn mind. Numerous reliable gossip sources (US weekly, Perez Hilton) have reported that on Friday night Ms. Spears randomly walked into a hair salon in Tarzana, California and requested to have her head shaved. The hairdresser refused, so Britney took it upon herself to shave her own head! Thats right, Britney is bald…I didnt’ believe it at first…it took a few minutes for the shock to wear off, alas it is true. The pictures taken of Britney while she is shaving her head are super sad. There is something about the look on her face that breaks your heart. BRITNEY obviously NEEDS HELP ASAP.

Her mother only flew in today to help her daughter…parenting of the year award goes to Lynn Spears…well done, stepping in to help you’re daughter just as Britney is about to jump off a bridge in a drug and alcohol induced haze. I really hope the girl gets some much needed help…even though it is reasons like this that make me want to become her personal drug dealer, Britney getting sober is going to put a real damper on my gossip entertainment.

Now here is my next question…WHERE THE HELL IS K-FED? Her babies daddy is nowhere to be found…In the initial divorce proceedings he was petitioning for sole custody of the children. If he really gives a shit, he would have taken the children away from her until she got help. I hope the judge sees through his publicity stunt.

In addition, Kevin should NOT have gone to the all the Grammy afterparties, he couldn’t go to the actual grammy’s because he is too pathetic to merit an invit. Yet, Mr. Loserline, whom has zero shame, still finagled his way into afterparties where he mingled trying to enhance his pathetic “rap” career. He is a piece of shit and needs to get his priorities straightened out. Right now, Britney and Kevin are raising the next generation of crystal meth addicts…their children are almost guaranteed to be fucked up.

Britney get help.

Kevin stop being a money grubbing self-centered whore and take responsibility for your children.

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