I was doing my usual daily read through of PerezHilton.com (I am sadly addicted to Hollywood gossip…I may or may not rush to the local magazine store on Friday’s to pick up the latest addition of US Weekly…)and I had an epiphany. I was looking at a picture of David Beckham and he was wearing a pashmina, this lead me to think…what straight man wears a pashmina? This “suspicious” picture of David Beckham made me think of my thoery regarding Tom Cruise and his “wife” Katie Holmes (the couple is otherwise known as TomKat). Now, before I explain where this is leading, I need to provide a little background information.
Apparently within the movie industry, it is well known that Tom Cruise, is in fact gay. I have an extremely reliable source, however good journalists never reveal their sources (plus I don’t think my g-d father would appreciate it). Also, Hollywood is known for forging relationships amongst stars in order to boost careers for one of the starts and hide the sexual orientation of the other (Hello Rock Hudson!). All this ranting has a point, I promise…
Now back to my conspiracy theory. These two pictures next to each-other (Beckham and Cruise) has lead me to the conclusion that Cruise and Beckham are in fact…GAY LOVERS and that their marriages to Holmes and Posh Spice ( I refuse to call her by her real name, since she is really only famous for being a spice girl and marrying Beckham) are shames set up by Hollywood to boost their careers. The reason that Posh and Beckham are such “good friends” with TomKat is because…CRUISE AND BECKHAM ARE IN FACT GAY LOVERS …the friendship between the two couples is a way for the lovers to be together and not make the public suspicious about all their “alone” time. If the wives are thrown into the mix, most people would not even consider questioning Cruise and Beckham’s sexual orientation…phew!
I figured out the mass consipiracy…WOW! I am a genius. I am sitting on my couch waiting for the Hollywood stuido execs special police force to arrest me for undercovering the BIGGEST HOLLYWOOD SECRET EVER.
FYI.. In the future, I plan to delve much further into detail about covering up Tom’s sexual orientation and his “marriage” to Katie…I could go on for days…and I plan too.
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Elton John has made comment to my friend about tom and david being gay… that, “beckham is riding the back of tom”.
Well who knows for sure but without photos or someone to go on record this will never go to the tabloids.. because if they post it with out the proof… agents wont allow access to the stars if they post this about tom…
Oh fuck U!!! Don’t u have a damn thing 2 do but nonsense? as my friend Btard said, u r just a wanna be blogger! fuck off, fuck u, fuck ur blog and get a fucking life okay! I am one person who doesn’t put up with fucked up ppl (like u) and their bullshits (like this). leave becks and cruise alone… I love them both… and who knows? maybe becuz u r gay n love u 2 want them to be gay 2… hmmmm? Once more FUCK U!!!
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